musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

(via falseconversations)

When I See Baseball Uniforms..

veryveryvern:

Me on the outside:

But really it’s more like:

ohmygodtheyresoattractive asdfghjkl